Hi my name is Paige

mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

rebloging for the comment 

mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

rebloging for the comment 

(Source: smoonie, via rockandrollwinterfell)

goldfishgal:

Common Myths & Misconceptions About Goldfish
by patches a.k.a goldfishgal

I am posting this specifically for my friend who is a advocate of fish rights. 

(via my-life-as-a-small-town-loserr)

madsmikklsen:

fuckyeahrichhall:

madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.

i know i did

irritating, isn’t it?

Oh you need some ice for that burn?!

(via athilstan)

hamfarto:

its back

I’m not exactly sure what this is but it makes me uncomfortable…

hamfarto:

its back

I’m not exactly sure what this is but it makes me uncomfortable…

(Source: memewhore, via fattynunchucks)